January 2012
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2012 resolution: don’t make the same mistake twice.
Jan 1st
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Never be daunted.
I say I’ve grown at the end of every year, and it’s always true, but I swear to god, it’s more true now than it’s ever been. In 2011, I flew across the Atlantic, stumbled across Europe, learned to stand up for myself, learned to love beer, learned how to budget and plan and get myself from one country to another and back within three or four days. I made a castle tucked...
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 30th
Brad: Yo, I feel like we're supposed to kick this guy's ass, or something.
Max: You do it, you're black, he's probably already scared of you.
Brad: Yeah, but you're gay and chubby, no one will see it coming!
Max: Chubby...?
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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halfwayyythere asked: Can we meet up and discuss TV because I think that actually needs to happen (and, after catching up on your tumblr, I also really really want Chipotle). Anndd Hannah/Caleb foevah.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Iconic Moments In Taylor and Nick's Friendship:...
Taylor: Let's do a shot!!!!!!!!!!11111!!
Me: NO!
Dec 28th
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Castle Memories by Taylor and Nick
remember how the castle SMELLED, not like gross moat days but just normally YEAH….like waking up wicked hungover on thursday to do my magazine writing homework REMEMBER EATING MEALS IN THAT DINING HALL EIGHT OF US CROWDED AROUND A FOUR PERSON TABLE 90s american night like remember how it was literally like eight of us all the time together AMERICAN NIGHT UNF EUROPEAN BEER and that...
Dec 28th
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She asked for one more dance, and I'm like, "Yeah!...
I was going to go to a party tonight, but intense rainstorms and having to drive everywhere when you’re in a suburb got in the way, so instead: I’m going to dance around to this song and maybe work on my script, and maybe start my rewatch of Happy Endings now that I know I have to have two story pitches ready for the first day of class, and maybe just Facebook chat people until 3AM. No...
Dec 28th
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“Humanity i love you because you are perpetually putting the secret of life in...”
– In which ee cummings sums it up.
Dec 27th
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“And I’m not even one of those people who thinks that when...”
– Daniel Fienberg, of Hitfix, summing up why I’ve been, on the whole, pretty meh about Community this season.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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“O’Malley wasn’t a creep, okay. If he were here now, he’d be...”
– Grey’s Anatomy will never be as good as it was, but fuck if I’m not a mess right now.
Dec 26th
“All our lives are lonely enough without destruction: calm your cares and...”
– Hey Marseilles
Dec 26th
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Ephram: Oh right, because she's got that boyfriend now...
Bright: Oh, no, oh no -- he's not her boyfriend.
Ephram: Well, they're dating. He took her to prom, she wore a dress, what would you call him?
Bright: Personally, I'd call him an asshat.
Dec 25th
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ListenTea for Two, Bishop Allen Downloaded a Bishop...
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
T-Minus One Year.
Mom: Remember [one of her students we'd talked about]? I found out today that her dad's a writer for Jerry Springer!
Me: Oh, really? They have writers? I guess they have to write what Jerry says... OH, GOD. OH, GOD. CAN YOU IMAGINE WRITING FOR JERRY SPRINGER?! That's so sad.
Mom: No, it's not! It's a job -- a nice one, at that!
Me: Yeah, but it just reeks of crushed dreams. He probably wanted to write for something real, and now he's writing for....Jerry Springer. Dear Lord. I can't.
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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The Winter Break To Do List
Writing: edit A Distant Rumor’s ending perhaps form the new idea into something tangible? or mildly existent? an outline, Taylor, I’m not asking for a lot here Books: Matched, Ally Condie or something FIND MOAR SCI FI/FANTASY YA maybe read applicable bits of the screenwriting textbook Diane made us buy and never actually referenced in class Television: Louie Pretty Little...
Dec 23rd
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Me: Yep, my wedding food will be all Chipotle, cherry coke fountains, and Panda Express.
Rachel: But Panda Express is actually disgusting.
Me: RACHEL, YOU'RE ACTUALLY DISGUSTING.
Carly: No, but it really is.
Me: BUT IT'S MY DAY! No one said you had to eat any of the orange chicken!
Carly: Will it be like chicken or steak on the invites -- Chipotle or Panda Express? Besides, don't brides never eat at their weddings?
Me: Oh. OH. OH.
Emma: ...Taylor will definitely be eating at her wedding.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
I'm loving Game of Thrones, to the surprise of...
But, having not read the books, and as we extensively discussed on Twitter, I’ll be damned if I’ll know anyones’ name by the end of the season. It’s much easier to refer to everyone as: My Queen (Okay, I know her name. It’s Arya. But she’s still the shit.) Bran (How appropriate is it that I only know the ten-year-olds’ names? Although admittedly I...
Dec 21st
“It took a while for The Killing to show the true extent of its stupidity, but...”
– The AVClub remains my bible, especially when it’s mocking The Killing.
Dec 21st
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