Lena Dunham, god bless her, is one of the few celebrities that I actively like more because of how they behave on social media.
This “Best of Schmidt — New Girl Season 2” compilation was the best 12 minutes of my life.
ALL DAY SON, ALL DAY
Tuesday to Thursday: Vermont with Carly and Jessi, hiking, nature, lakes, etc. but also more importantly Veronica Mars.
You know what I was thinking about the other day? How you asked me to prom, right here. Didn’t you slip me a dollar bill with “Prom?” written on it?
— YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL OUT OF FAIRFIELD, BUT SHE’LL STILL HAVE ASKED SOMEONE TO PROM AT THE COUNTER DURING HIS SHIFT AT DAIRY QUEEN
LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
I’m fresher than that Gucci / them boys, they want my coochie.
— I’ve been staunchly pro-Ke$ha my entire life, but this lyric may be the line I can’t cross.
Clare Edwards Appreciation Life.
- love yourself like kanye loves himself
- believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
- know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
My high school experience history class experience was characterized by a blur of Roundtable Exercises, which were the most part really delightful and eye-opening except for the time I had to play the racist, commercialism-obsessed dick who basically ruined Hawaii in the name of growing, like, bananas or whatever.
My name tag shows just how clearly I was having none of Dole’s bullshit. I’d later go on to get a B in that debate, because my heart just wasn’t in it. Mia was the Queen of Hawaii and her arguments actually made sense and I could only yell, “BUT NO! THE PLIGHT OF WHITE PEOPLE!!!!” so many times.
NOW IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE TIME I PLAYED JOAN OF ARC, HOWEVER. THAT CHANGED LIVES.