CREW DRAFT. HAPPY FRIDAY. May the odds be ever in Speechless’s favor! (Taken with instagram)
Unfortunately, this is me whenever I look in the mirror after a long day.
GPOY January 27th 2012, or: the least Friday to ever Friday
But our lives are actually a Hyperbole and a Half comic…
— NO ONE WILL EVER GET HALF THE THINGS ANDREA AND I FIND FUNNY, WE’VE LONG ACCEPTED THIS
Books are stupid, read a fucking scroll.
Scrolls are stupid, read a fucking tablet.
Tablets are stupid, read a fucking cave painting.
Cave paintings are stupid, listen to an elder tell you the story of your people.
Elders are stupid, gru guhn urgh uhn.
Reblogging myself reblogging other people because this is still relevant, hilarious, and true.
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If I have to get into another fight with a WLP about the demise of literature via Kindles, I’ll…..be annoyed about it. It’s expanding the scope of books people are able to read, words are still words without actual books, Kindles don’t change the meaning of anything contained within, books are also still a thing, and we’ll all probably be dead before Kindles take over completely, whatever.
(Source: little-blackbook)
Photo from: Boston Phoenix
Some guy went around to various college parties in Boston and evaluated them and took clandestine photos and hey look that’s me. Talking to the beanie girl with her back turned.
That’s me in the middle, hah.
True Life: I was at this party.
There’s a 75% chance that when this picture was taken, I was sitting on the bed in the back of this room, being NITM and talking about The Hunger Games. FAMOUS.
My notes during interviews are the epitome of professionalism.
UNF THE CHUNKY RING TO END ALL CHUNKY RINGS
TOO BAD IT COSTS 230 DOLLARS
AND YES I AM JUST SEARCHING WALT WHITMAN JEWELRY ON ETSY AT 2AM
I’ll always elect to go to the People’s United branch on Milk Street instead of the one near my apartment, because in wandering around the Financial District I always, always find something new and weird and awesome.
Reactions to Academy Award nominations: Jonah Hill, Moneyball (Best Supporting Actor): ”I am so humbled, appreciative and in shock about this incredible honor. I’d like to thank the Academy, Sony Pictures , the cast and crew of Moneyball, Brad Pitt, and, most of all, our brilliant director Bennett Miller.”
I genuinely think Jonah Hill is a good actor, and probably one of my favorites of the Apatow cult, but the fact that he’s nominated for the part he played in Moneyball is one of the most hilarious things to happen to me recently. It’s by no means his fault — he was lucky enough to give a perfectly adequate performance in one of the most notable movies of the year, and ride Brad Pitt’s coattails all the way to the Academy. I mean, I’m sure when he found out, his publicist gave that little speech and then Jonah went back to trolololing in his mansion. Well played, Hill.
Shopping With Nick Mantle
Nick: Taylor, would you wear this shirt?
Me: Oh, GOD, no. I can't do crop tops!
Nick: WELL, YOU ACTUALLY COULD, BUT WHATEVER.
